Lookthey gave me a badge with my name on it in case I forget who I am. Very thoughtful as that does happen.

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ultrafacts:

Source: 1 2 If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

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danglingthpider:

notcrazyiswear:

I’ve put together a simple chart that explains the various ways you should and shouldn’t summon a waiter over to your table, and the service you’re likely to receive accordingly.

Because if one more middle aged, obnoxious asshole goes “hey you!” and snaps their fingers at me, I WILL snap said person’s neck.

I waitressed my way through college and one night this guy yells at me “Oi! you with the tits!” and my co-worker Matthew walked up to him and said “yes?”

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The Fault in Our Stars Alphabet (i)

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motherfuckingdragonsyo:

I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling

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edwardspoonhands:

We found an alien. Or possibly a three banded armadillo. We’re not sure.

edwardspoonhands:

We found an alien. Or possibly a three banded armadillo. We’re not sure.

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kimi-ni-sachi-are:

when you reread a book or rewatch a show/movie and you notice things

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You don’t have to be pretty like her. You can be pretty like you.

- One of the most freeing things I have ever heard (via fearlessknightsandfairytales)

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